Friends parents of young children, this post will give you hope.
No, we're not lying to you. One day your children will sleep. In a row. In any case, they won't wake you up at night and will manage their needs on their own.
No, we're not lying to you. One day you will have to wake up your children.
And believe me, young parents, you will enjoy it indecently.
Let me tell you a story.
It was a few days ago, moreover it was one of the very first of January. It was the 2. Monday the 2.
I thought I would have a hard time having to telecommute from home with the two legs in my legs. Finally in the armpits given their size now.
I get up around 9 a.m., accustomed lucky that I am (hate me) to not being woken up by children, very independent for a long time and having especially PERFECTLY understood that it was better not to wake up too early in the morning at the risk of stuffing a nasty mom all day (what if that was the secret?)
So, I get up (and I don't rush you), surprised all the same to really hear nothing from their rooms. I obviously think (parental reflex) that they are doing something stupid (I remain polite). I spend a head:complete black. The kids are sleeping.
Good. I decide to have a cushy breakfast and I start to work.
10 a.m.
11 a.m.
still nothing
11:30 a.m. I'm starting to worry. Are they still breathing?? Yeah, that's actually still...sorry.
I iron a head and two ears, I hear a snore and small breaths.
Noon.
The time of revenge has come. I laugh to myself at my thoughts. This moment, I had heard so much about it.
"You'll see you'll wake them up with a vacuum cleaner at noon when they're teenagers! »
WELL YES DAMN
I started making noise, opening the dividing door between the living rooms and their bedrooms, I put away the contents of the dishwasher, I even took out the hand-held Dyson for 3 and a half crumbs.
It was magical.
12:30 p.m. I saw two out of phase heads appear. My darling preteens.
Limit I missed them all this morning!
He's right papacube:
